I've never told a lie, and that makes me a liar.
badafro:

utility:

what

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badafro:

utility:

what

whãt

sunset-orange-peeta:

bestlols:

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thIS PISSES ME OFF SO FUCKING MUCH I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHY IT JUST MAKES ME SO ANGRY

BECAUSE THE HAND JUST MORPHS UPWARD WHAT KIND OF FUCKERY IS THIS

vondell-swain:

CGI technology has brought the late Audrey Hepburn back to the screen, as she stars in a TV advertisement for the chocolate company, Galaxy. Hepburn’s sons, Sean Ferrer and Luca Dotti, said regarding the project: “Our mother often spoke about her love of chocolate and how it lifted her spirit, so we’re sure she would have been proud of her role as the face of Galaxy.” (watch the commercial here)

i can’t believe we’ve reached the point in technology where we can just

do this

meoplelikepeople:

acrackinthetardis:

nickgrimshade:

do you ever remember that harry is only 18 years old and he’s been accused of sleeping with 410 women and breaking up 3 marriages and he can’t even get a tattoo without being surrounded by thousands of girls and he has no privacy and never actually gets to just be an 18 year old kid

For a minute I thought you were talking about Harry Potter and I was really confused

I was trying to remember when this happened in the books.

notwitternat:

smilingwiththebeatles:

chain-of-prospit:

themarilives:

i hate the saying “apples and oranges” when describing things that are completely different because they are both fruits you should say something like “giraffes and crystal meth”

idk giraffes and crystal meth arent that different they both can get people pretty high

holy jesus

It’s also illegal in most states to keep a giraffe lab in your basement.

fancycake:

I’M MAKING A BAGGED MILK TUTORIAL BECAUSE IF ONE OF YOU FUCKERS ASKS ME ONE MORE TIME HOW BAGGED MILK WORKS I’M BAGGING YOUR HEAD

HERE GOES

THIS SHIT IS MILK IN A BAG

“OMG HOLY SHIT BUT HOW DO YOU POUR IT WHERE GOES MILK HOW MILK IN MOUTH” SAYS THE AMERICAN

SHUT THE FUCK…

elixiroflust:

IT’S BACK

IT’S FUCKING BACK

THANK THE GODS

and flynn rider is still attractive.

theprostitutionwhore:

anniephantom:

so it all started when i made two sims and messed with their genetics to make their children

all fun and game you speak?? ahahaha, no

this was an emotion roller coaster my friend

so i was messing around with their genetics, and i came up with this fellow

and i thought

hey

he kind of looks

ADORABLE

i couldn’t believe how a sim so cute could come out of me just messing around with genetics

he awed me with his precious little almond eyes and perky lil lips and wispy hair

so i thought

why not make him even cuter

this thought became my downfall

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ameliajessica:

#i hate this fucking show and everyone that works on it

tsunofabitch:

rendigo:

oh

oh.

i

o

um

ok

meandthemadman:

actuallybatman:

Do you ever get so angry that you just throw Iron Man out a window

Do you ever get so angry that you just throw Iron Man out a window so hard he turns into Captain America

So Leakycon, eh?

Let me tell you the story of how i died.

it started approximately January 2011.
Starship tickets had just gone on sale and i really wanted to see it because i was in my die-hard star kid phase. normal. she refused to buy them on the basis that it was an original play and she didn’t want to spend a bunch of money on something she wasn’t sure i’d like. plus it was during the school year. though i was upset, i got over it and didn’t go to starship. but she promised that i would be allowed to go see AVPSY if they ever did it.

fast forward to april 2012. Leakycon tickets go on sale. i really want to go because chicago is only a 7hr drive from home. better than say, florida. mom just point blank refuses. so i pointedly have the leaky con update emails sent to her. she still says no. i’m even more upset than about the starship thing because this is LEAKYCON. but i get over it.

and then today. it is announced that AVPSY will be shown/released/something at Leakycon. i hope mom feels the guilt i’m telepathically bombarding her with.

hopefully it isn’t the real release so i can still go to it.




piratebo0ty:

puridan:

I will never not find this video hilarious

YES ITS BACK GJASLDGASDG