I've never told a lie, and that makes me a liar.
In which John and Sherlock acquire a rabbit. Sherlock feeds it quiche.
You: When, exactly, were you going to tell me that you acquired one of the glow in the dark rabbits? -JW
Stranger: I wasn’t. SH
You: Oh, lovely. -JW
Stranger: Problem? SH
You: Yes, problem. There is an animal currently living under our sofa, surviving on /god/ knows what, and you weren’t planning on telling your flatmate about it! -JW
Stranger: It’s not animal cruelty. The creature is perfectly fine. SH
You: You didn’t know that! -JW
You: You probably forgot it even existed. -JW
Stranger: Of course I didn’t forget about it. I don’t forget things unless I want to. SH
You: Have you been feeding it? -JW
Stranger: Yes. SH
You: What, exactly, have you been feeding it? -JW
Stranger: Quiche. SH
