You: When, exactly, were you going to tell me that you acquired one of the glow in the dark rabbits? -JW
Stranger: I wasn’t. SH
You: Oh, lovely. -JW
Stranger: Problem? SH
You: Yes, problem. There is an animal currently living under our sofa, surviving on /god/ knows what, and you weren’t planning on telling your flatmate about it! -JW
Stranger: It’s not animal cruelty. The creature is perfectly fine. SH
You: You didn’t know that! -JW
You: You probably forgot it even existed. -JW
Stranger: Of course I didn’t forget about it. I don’t forget things unless I want to. SH
You: Have you been feeding it? -JW
Stranger: Yes. SH
You: What, exactly, have you been feeding it? -JW
Stranger: Quiche. SH
- Me: *walks straight over coffee table like Sherlock*
- Me: *breaks coffee table in half*
- Mum: HOW THE HELL DID YOU MANAGE TO BREAK A TABLE?
- Me: ...
- Me: ...
- Me: When Sherlock did it, it looked cool.
- Mum: If Sherlock jumped off a cliff would you?
- Me: ...
- Me: Mum, he already jumped off a cliff... well, technically a building, but he fell in a rubbish truck, or something like that... well he didn't die, that's for sure, even though his gross, mangled body was on the floor with tons of blood gushing out of it, and even John, his secret gay lover, didn't realise it was him.
- Mum: ...
- Mum: I don't like you watching this show.
Why doesn’t Netflix update on Sherlock and put up the second season, god I just..
people who dont ship john and sherlock
did you even watch the show or
Are you kidding me
Who the fuck threw that red shell
I will fuck you up
why are boy clothes so much better
Clothing doesn’t have genders. It is clothing.
I literally can’t even make a fucking text post without getting a social justice blogger down my throat I AM SO ANNOYED WITH TUMBLR
there is a boys section and there is a girls section why are you arguing with me
WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?
ONE HALF OF MY DASH IS SO FUCKING EXCITED ABOUT KLAINE BEING MARRIED BY 21.
AND THE OTHER HALF HAS MIXED EMOTIONS ABOUT DOCTOR WHO.