I've never told a lie, and that makes me a liar.

s0uthernair:

alwaysthepadawan:

SO PERFECT

STOP IT

takonatural:

bigbangpunch:

takonatural:

bigbangpunch:

takonatural:

I AM NOT SORRY






WE WILL ALWAYS END UP HERE


I’M CRIYNGGGGg I DON’T WANNA END UP HEREOIJSÖEOGIJSDG

takonatural:

bigbangpunch:

takonatural:

bigbangpunch:

takonatural:

I AM NOT SORRY

WE WILL ALWAYS END UP HERE

I’M CRIYNGGGGg I DON’T WANNA END UP HEREOIJSÖEOGIJSDG

dirkstridersbraces:

when u type a link too fas t and you jUst

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blankslate:

“failed attempts to write a love poem”

blankslate:

“failed attempts to write a love poem”

Macklemore

lenche-lubenche:

Raps about how drugs will kill you

Raps about how it’s okay to not have expensive clothes and shop at thrift shops

Raps about how it’s awful what homosexuals have to go thru,and how we should legalize gay marriage

Raps about how everything is expensive and how kids shouldn’t be so obsessed about what they wear.

MACKLEMORE EVERYBODY

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humorcat:

darrynek:

the nominees are

  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio

and the winner is *opens envelope*

  • adele

I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

kathelizz:

kathelizz:

I TWEETED ABOUT MY REICHENBACH FEELS AND I GET THIS AS A REPLY

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SO I GO TO THEIR WEBSITE AND

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THAT’S NOT ALL

THEY KNOW WE CANNOT BE SATISFIED BUYING EACH PRODUCT INDIVIDUALLY SO THEY PUT IT ALL IN ONE BIG PACK FOR THE SAME PRICE AS ALL THE INDIVIDUAL PACKS

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I HAVE FOUND THE PROMISED LAND

LAST TIME I SAW THIS, IT HAD 5 NOTES

YOU’RE WELCOME, EVERYONE

residualblues:

This is 7 seconds long and you should watch it.

ollivander:

what you need to know about face characters at disney world

ollivander:

what you need to know about face characters at disney world

shutupaubrey:

someone’s job is to sit there and write clean lyrics to raunchy songs for kidz bop

oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

snoggingdragons:

This will never cease to make me laugh

snoggingdragons:

This will never cease to make me laugh

hopefully-happy:

but-the-universe-doesnt-agree:

nutmuffin00:

Greatest plot twist to Monster’s Inc.

oh my god you know what i just realized? all of the doors in monster’s inc. are “bigger on the inside”. so if any of the monsters went through this door they wouldn’t think anything of it. and the doctor would be standing there, smiling, waiting for them to say it, but of course it would make no difference to them.

hopefully-happy:

but-the-universe-doesnt-agree:

nutmuffin00:

Greatest plot twist to Monster’s Inc.

oh my god you know what i just realized? all of the doors in monster’s inc. are “bigger on the inside”. so if any of the monsters went through this door they wouldn’t think anything of it. and the doctor would be standing there, smiling, waiting for them to say it, but of course it would make no difference to them.

cryingmanlytears:  I spent way more time on this than originally planned, but what can I say. I was having fun. I really enjoy drawing Toon-Tennant. Haha. I should just make him barge into a bunch of other fandoms. In fact, I might. See full size Here.

skarosoul:

castielwillhelpwillgraham:

221b-bag-end:

221b-bag-end:

montseskeleton:

mic-ro-wave:

captainjackdarkness:

BEING IN A LOT OF FANDOMS IS REALLY CONFUSING BECAUSE IF YOU SAY ‘aww, john’ YOU COULD BE TALKING ABOUT JOHN WATSON OR JOHN WINCHESTER MAYBE EVEN JOHN EGBERT AND DONT FORGET JOHN BARROWMAN

green

Don’t forget John snow

the struggle is real guys

there are way too many johns

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this is back on my dash oh god

has anyone ever said ‘aw John’ about John Winchester

I did