now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet. that is mankind’s legacy.
THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE SURFACE OF MARS. PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS.
Always reblog Elle Woods in her “fuck men I’m gonna get a law degree” phase
this movie is everything
the only thing i like better than seeing alec paquin
is seeing alec paquin at night
in light of recent circumstances, this is no longer true.
i now prefer seeing alec paquin in the morning. after waking up next to him.
And you know what.
Shout out to bisexual individuals who haven’t been in any relationships yet, or have only ever been in a relationship with one gender.
You don’t owe anyone any kind of explanation about your identity.
You are amazing and wondrously bisexual just the way you are.
had fun in the halloween section of target today.
a lovely conversation between two veterans of the skeleton war
Tumblr and the skeleton war 2k14
Rape is the only crime on the books for which arguing that the temptation to commit it was too clear and obvious to resist is treated as a defence. For every other crime, we call that a confession.
I’ve gotten more angry asks about this post than I have actual reblogs.
I literally put my coffee down, stared at the screen and said “Holy shit…”
this is still my favorite post ever
I’m grown but I’m not grown grown
Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.