Brianna. 18. Minnesota.
I'm an idealist a musician and a fangirl.

Shoutout to zack who occasionally creepily creeps on my blog to see if i post about him. (i do).

I've never told a lie, and that makes me a liar.


 Marcos Rivas


And then we got Mads to look at all your Tumblrs.

Anonymous said: tell us your most embarrassing story



So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.




so today at work I cleaned this old man’s golf clubs and I thought he was getting his wallet out of his bag but instead he pulls out this giant plastic target bag of yellow plums. he tipped us in yellow plums. he told us not to tell anyone we had these and I looked them up because they were so good and these plums are illegal in the US. I got tipped in illegally imported plums. 

That. Is. Amazing.


So @TheCapitolPN tweeted this

which was promptly deleted. (G-Bb-A-D are the notes to Rue’s whistle.)

But if you had clicked inspect element before it was deleted


"You silence our voices, but we are still heard."

HOW COOL IS THIS MARKETING?!?! Like the rebels are hacking into the capitol’s twitter!!!!

(Thanks toastbabeis and mockingjaysource for noticing it and jenliamjosh for reblogging)


It just gracefully descended onto his forehead like “I choose you Blaine warbler. Dont be sad. You’re the true champion” and then it stayed and refused to move.



Social Experiment 2.0

so what he’s saying is he took those nudes cuz he’s Dylan lol

"Is it true that you’re playing Doctor Strange?" [x]


"Doubling the minimum wage will create thousands of new jobs and boost local economies thanks to everyone having more money!"


Forgotten Children Film Chronicles:
7/???: Ice Princess

Sherlock Holmes + Inebriation


Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?