my life before i turned 18:
my life after i turned 18:
Um, the legal drinking age is 21
Um, i live in the uk?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BENEDICT! (July 19)
We and Martin adore you and think you’re great ❤❤❤
I’ve just cried laughing at the comments on a Jamie Oliver recipe, there was a typo on the website and everyone put 13 lemons into a pasta sauce and didn’t even question it. Imagine eating 13 lemons, the recipe was for 4 people, imagine having that much trust in Jamie Oliver.
THIS IS THE BEST THING
Happy Birthday, Benedict Cumberbatch!
7 billion people, 14 billion buttholes
a slight calculative error was madeanus georg
are you implying there’s a human named anus georg who posesses 7 billion buttholes
that is terrifying
earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that
What do you call a sick eagle?
-Rose, long time no see
-Yeah, been busy, you know.
okay so imagine an au where the potters live. harry dates oliver wood briefly. james hears of this and pulls harry aside. stares him in the eye with a deadly serious face
“he’s a Keeper”
You made an entire AU that would alter almost every facet of that series
For a pun
You’re a beautiful person.