Brianna. 18. Minnesota.
I'm an idealist a musician and a fangirl.

Shoutout to zack who occasionally creepily creeps on my blog to see if i post about him. (i do).

I've never told a lie, and that makes me a liar.
 

THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING THAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME ON THIS VACATION I WAS LITERALLY LAYING IN BED WATCHING SHERLOCK WHEN ALL THE SUDDEN I WAS LOOKING IN A FUCKING MIRROR OF MY GODDAMN HOTEL ROOM WHAT THE ACTUAL FUUUUUUUUCK


ruinsofgallifrey:

geeko-spfx:

deletedthesun:

geeko-spfx:

my life before i turned 18:

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my life after i turned 18:

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Um, the legal drinking age is 21

Um, i live in the uk?

americans


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darlingbenny:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BENEDICT! (July 19)

We and Martin adore you and think you’re great ❤❤❤


mothlikestars:

I’ve just cried laughing at the comments on a Jamie Oliver recipe, there was a typo on the website and everyone put 13 lemons into a pasta sauce and didn’t even question it. Imagine eating 13 lemons, the recipe was for 4 people, imagine having that much trust in Jamie Oliver.


castielloveshispaintedwhore:

memeguy-com:

What

THIS IS THE BEST THING



junejuly15:

Happy Birthday, Benedict Cumberbatch!

❤❤❤


noctstiel:

squarekun:

dead-lyrics:

pepperbear:

swarnpert:

7 billion people, 14 billion buttholes

a slight calculative error was made

anus georg

are you implying there’s a human named anus georg who posesses 7 billion buttholes

that is terrifying

final boss


rabioheab:

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that


sealfie:

sealfie:

What do you call a sick eagle?

illegal


-Rose, long time no see

-Yeah, been busy, you know.


Anonymous said: what's with the ball pit thing? I hate not getting things but I must have missed something big

creepy-rasta:

Okay anon, let me stop giggling for a little bit and explain to you what happened.

"DashCon 2014": Was supposed to be a large con of mostly Tumblr users with a 65$ entry fee. They were going to host it in a Hotel in Schaumburg, IL. It looked like a fairly legit con to most users and promised to have Steam Powered Giraffe and Welcome to Night Vale show up for entertainment and panels. Steam Punk Giraffe canceled it’s trip to Dashcon months ago but the Con never told the people who already invested money into it, especially the people who paid extra for reserved seating. Welcome to Night Vale didn’t show up because they didn’t get their payment for the trip and thus didn’t go. Dashcon “apparently” got a call from the hotel telling them that the room they reserved would cost $17,000 and didn’t receive their payment. Dashcon then rallied up it’s participants for a fundraiser in 2 days to raise that money.

Well…They did. Where that money is now, no one knows. People showed up to a very empty room with no vendors. Someone bought a ball pit and rented a bounce house for the con and the people who reserved seats for the panels got an extra hour in the ball pit.

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theliteralmagpie:

aruf0nsu:

okay so imagine an au where the potters live. harry dates oliver wood briefly. james hears of this and pulls harry aside. stares him in the eye with a deadly serious face
“he’s a Keeper”

You made an entire AU that would alter almost every facet of that series
For a pun
You’re a beautiful person.


abloodyawfulcabbie:

Over here in Britain we take Harry Potter very seriously.


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